Monday, 30 March 2015

The Real Arthur Bruce (Toby) Allison

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Arthur Bruce Allison, 
(alias Toby Allison)
dob c 13/11/1959. 


TOBY ALLISON DOES NOT HAVE CANCER

All claims he makes to be suffering from this disease are false.

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Looking Fit Dec 2014
Briefly, Toby goes through life with delusions of grandeur, and oftentimes feels overly entitled to certain positions, and things. He believes that his own beliefs and opinions are the absolute authority and disregards the opinions of others. He is a professional liar. He fabricates stories and makes outlandish, untruthful statements, but is able to make these lies sound convincing with his confidence and assertiveness.

Toby was born in what is now Gauteng, South Africa some 55 years ago.  This will obviously come as a surprise to many people who have believed his false claim to be 67.

Despite his claims, he has no Native American Indian blood and has never visited or had any connection with the U.S.A.

After a rudimentary education, he didn't even matriculate, Toby gravitated to the fringe  of  the Joburg garage band scene around 1975.  This is the only time he ever played drums with a band. His claims to have played professionally are thus without truth.  This can easily be checked by searching musician databases and relevant band websites. There is not one single mention. 

Gregg Rolie of Journey.
Toby often used this picture,
claiming it to have been him in 1977

As such, his claims of having played with Toto and co-written their hit "Africa" are  false. It is unlikely that he has has the educational or musical resources to write a song of any kind.

Toby did undergo compulsory military service with the South African Army, but has never served in the Navy, Air Force or Special Forces as he often claims.  In addition, he has not, served with the South African police force in any capacity, despite claiming to have done so.

Toby also frequently states that he holds a pilot's license and has owned private aircraft. More fantasy, as is his claim to have crewed on the Cape to Rio yacht race and surfed 30 meter waves at Durban.

He has travelled very little outside Southern Africa, with the exception of a one-off trip to the Czech Republic in mid 2014. (Now the subject of a police enquiry into false status claims for a spurious branch of an established anti poaching charity.

Toby also claims to have completed two years of a medical degree at Stellenbosch, changing to engineering in his third year. Absolute Nonsense!

It was in June 2014 that he falsely claimed to have been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

This claim is completely false although he did go to considerable lengths to substantiate it.  The outlook for this disease is chillingly bleak. By September of 2014, he claimed to  be at Stage 4. However, due to a "miracle" drug, Toby was able to convince those around him that he was in remission. He can offer no description, formula or  provenance for this drug because of course, it does not exist outside of his imagination. The prognosis for patients at stage 4 of the disease is invariably fatal. Of course, had he really had cancer, he would be dead by now.

Toby Allison
A picture of health Oct 2014
Cracks began to appear in his story when Toby falsely claimed to have travelled to Cape Town for tests. Unfortunately, he had previously notified his ex wife that he was in fact going to Northern Limpopo to visit a girlfriend. When questions arose, he panicked and claimed to have returned from Cape Town to Johannesburg on a night flight. Checks of airport logs for that date, (3/4 January 2015), will show beyond doubt that there were no such  flights.

The picture above left shows a screenshot of a message Toby sent.  This purportedly shows his tests at the lab. Hospitals take 4-5 samples, using variously coloured stoppers to identify which test is to be carried out.  This is a generic lab photo,

One of the defining clues when identifying a socio-path is their lack of education. In his desperation to be believed, Toby concocted the following, attempting to pass it off as a letter from a cancer specialist.



This is where his poor writing and spelling skills finally tripped him up. The composition, punctuation and syntax are those of a reasonably bright 14 year old. Certainly, no medical professional would use such vague terminology and no doctor would make such a spelling howler as platelette (platelet).

Toby's behaviour is an affront to those who have trusted him.

He has gained sympathy, friendship and financial benefits by falsely claiming to be suffering from a  terminal illness.

As such, this blog will be referred to the Royal Swazi Police, House on Fire, The Swazi Times, The Swazi Observer and The Swazi Cancer Society.

As a footnote. Dr Mike Jofee does not exist on Swazi, South African, UK, US, Czech or German medical registers.





11 comments:

  1. All claims here are false and I challenge the writer to identify himself and her self

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  2. This storu had been concocted by persons who have no backbone to identify them selves. They have also done an email drop to numerous persons that was also malicious in nature. I have approved the police and they are investigating. It amazes me that persons with this type of mentality are using Internet and social media to try destroy a person for no reason.
    I am off firm belief that the persons responsible for this post or blog are the ones who should be under investigation rather than myself.
    I am angry and really disturbed that people are allowed to do this type of thing and I look forward to any police investigation.
    To the writer/writers week done on showing us that pathetic persons such as yourself would go this low in order to blacken ones name for no gain apart from self satisfaction Fir a sick mind.

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  3. All claims here are false and I challenge the writer to identify himself and her self

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  4. To the writer(male female hound bitch or nut alike)
    Hats off to you!

    To the real Arthur :

    Are you off.....

    Or of firm belief. Grammar and punctuation does indeed matter.


    Just 2 questions at the moment....




    A..... did you or did you not have sexual relations with more than one woman at the same time.... ie over the same period. Juggling more than one relationship does make one rather ratty and jumpy at best, doesn't it. Esp when they are of age where they can still conceive.

    B..... do you have cancer or not?
    No clinician will ever draw that amount of tubes from one patient .
    This brings me to the question: where did you get a hold of that photo. The only place where tubes are stacked in racks like that is in a laboratory itself. Not even in a hospital setting will you ever see it like that.

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  6. So! The father of Lies denies the whole show. That against a background of similar reports on Trip Advisor and with eerily similar grammatical mistakes to his so called doctor's letter. Keep it up arthur, you are hanging yourself.

    Also, it is difficult to imagine how you would have involve the police. If material is published which is true and this is, there can be no offence. Anyway, as you were so fond of telling anyone who would listen, media law in Swaziland is practically non existent.

    This isn't about your ridiculous bullshit stories, nor your cheating and backstabbing. It's about the disgusting lies you spout in claiming to have cancer. Those are an insult to everyone who has fought and succumbed to this foul disease and their loved ones.

    You need help, but I doubt you are either intelligent or man enough to seek it

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  7. Wasn't really sure how i should approach this after stumbling across this blog. I was trying to research more siblings that we have recently found out we have as i would like to get in touch with them, i was advised to Speak to Toby about this first... give him the benifit of the doubt, but ive decided not to approach it like that for a few reasons.
    Mainly because i believe that a man who walked out of my life when i was 3, never paid a cent maintenance and has never even bothered to keep in contact really doesn't deserve that much respect from me either. I also remember a lot... i was young yes but the violence and aggression you show is not a lie, ive seen it for myself. Im the forgotten daughter and i thank God every day that ive never had any influence from you.
    So Toby if you would like to tell me the truth you are more than welcome to, im just doubtful as to weather or not i will get honesty from you.if you do, well maybe i can forgive you. I will forgive for truth no matter how fucked up it is, but i WILL NOT be lied to.

    This Cancer thing has come as quite a revelation as none of your family even know, if its not fake and all lies then please send your oncologists number so that i can get in touch with him and we can make a plan to help out with actual treatment and not just money hand outs.it pisses me off if this was a lie because my husband (your grand daughters father) really does have cancer and it would be disgusting and inexcusable to me to be lying about something like that. There are so many lies and skeletons in this family as recently discovered that i really cant trust anyone in it for any form of truth. So my appeal is to anyone (it will remain completely anonomous) to Please contact me with any information regarding my newly discoverd Siblings to contact me, 0795071704 or donna.coetzer@gmail.com.

    I would also like any information that can be provided on him and his past. Anything wikll help in putting this puzzle together as i really have no idea what has happened in the last 27 years since he abandoned me. He says he has 9 sons... i wouldn't be surprised if this is a truth. But i will wait and see. I know that there are defiantly another 2 on top of the 3 everyone's aware of.
    Please im Urging anyone with info to please contact me.

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  8. Donna, you appear to have sources, particularly in your extended family, who can give you all the information you need, thus confirming all that is written in the blog.

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  9. i do not have access to this information as the only ones who seem to know are all passed away, if i had access believe me i would not be posting on this blog, this is the only way i think i can as i have already gotten whatever info i can from the family...

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  10. Interesting! It appears that you have at lease 2 FB media contacts who can confirm this information and give you much more.

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  11. For one entire year when he just uped and left his Facebook account in May 2018 we were friends video chatting and texting daily. Told me the same stories. I'll never except a "close" friend again till I Google them. I am still floored and saddened by the unnecessary lies and fabrications

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