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Arthur Bruce Allison,
(alias Toby Allison)
dob c 13/11/1959.
TOBY ALLISON DOES NOT HAVE CANCER
All claims he makes to be suffering from this disease are false.
(See More Below)
| Looking Fit Dec 2014 |
Toby was born in what is now Gauteng, South Africa some 55 years ago. This will obviously come as a surprise to many people who have believed his false claim to be 67.
Despite his claims, he has no Native American Indian blood and has never visited or had any connection with the U.S.A.
After a rudimentary education, he didn't even matriculate, Toby gravitated to the fringe of the Joburg garage band scene around 1975. This is the only time he ever played drums with a band. His claims to have played professionally are thus without truth. This can easily be checked by searching musician databases and relevant band websites. There is not one single mention.
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| Gregg Rolie of Journey. Toby often used this picture, claiming it to have been him in 1977 |
As such, his claims of having played with Toto and co-written their hit "Africa" are false. It is unlikely that he has has the educational or musical resources to write a song of any kind.
Toby did undergo compulsory military service with the South African Army, but has never served in the Navy, Air Force or Special Forces as he often claims. In addition, he has not, served with the South African police force in any capacity, despite claiming to have done so.
Toby also frequently states that he holds a pilot's license and has owned private aircraft. More fantasy, as is his claim to have crewed on the Cape to Rio yacht race and surfed 30 meter waves at Durban.
He has travelled very little outside Southern Africa, with the exception of a one-off trip to the Czech Republic in mid 2014. (Now the subject of a police enquiry into false status claims for a spurious branch of an established anti poaching charity.
Toby also claims to have completed two years of a medical degree at Stellenbosch, changing to engineering in his third year. Absolute Nonsense!
Toby also claims to have completed two years of a medical degree at Stellenbosch, changing to engineering in his third year. Absolute Nonsense!
It was in June 2014 that he falsely claimed to have been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
This claim is completely false although he did go to considerable lengths to substantiate it. The outlook for this disease is chillingly bleak. By September of 2014, he claimed to be at Stage 4. However, due to a "miracle" drug, Toby was able to convince those around him that he was in remission. He can offer no description, formula or provenance for this drug because of course, it does not exist outside of his imagination. The prognosis for patients at stage 4 of the disease is invariably fatal. Of course, had he really had cancer, he would be dead by now.
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| A picture of health Oct 2014 |
The picture above left shows a screenshot of a message Toby sent. This purportedly shows his tests at the lab. Hospitals take 4-5 samples, using variously coloured stoppers to identify which test is to be carried out. This is a generic lab photo,
One of the defining clues when identifying a socio-path is their lack of education. In his desperation to be believed, Toby concocted the following, attempting to pass it off as a letter from a cancer specialist.
This is where his poor writing and spelling skills finally tripped him up. The composition, punctuation and syntax are those of a reasonably bright 14 year old. Certainly, no medical professional would use such vague terminology and no doctor would make such a spelling howler as platelette (platelet).
Toby's behaviour is an affront to those who have trusted him.
He has gained sympathy, friendship and financial benefits by falsely claiming to be suffering from a terminal illness.
As such, this blog will be referred to the Royal Swazi Police, House on Fire, The Swazi Times, The Swazi Observer and The Swazi Cancer Society.
As a footnote. Dr Mike Jofee does not exist on Swazi, South African, UK, US, Czech or German medical registers.
Toby's behaviour is an affront to those who have trusted him.
He has gained sympathy, friendship and financial benefits by falsely claiming to be suffering from a terminal illness.
As such, this blog will be referred to the Royal Swazi Police, House on Fire, The Swazi Times, The Swazi Observer and The Swazi Cancer Society.
As a footnote. Dr Mike Jofee does not exist on Swazi, South African, UK, US, Czech or German medical registers.



